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    AO WOMENS SINGLES. #2019 πŸŽΎπŸ†

    AO WOMENS SINGLES. #2019 πŸŽΎπŸ† It’s that time of the year again folks! The time where we all wait patiently for another few days as the Australian Open swings our way! Unless of course you aren’t into the tennis … In that case you are probably sipping a Sav Blanc w- two cubes of ice poolside reading up on the latest goss post slip, slop, slapping trying to beat the Aussie sun! For those of you who are less interested in the Margaret and more interested in the Court however here’s what the AO has to display as far as the top 10 seeds in the women’s and a few of…

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    M is for new Member of the fam.❄⛄

    M is for new Member of the fam.❄⛄ Meet the newest member of our family Menstrual! She used to be called Mistral but her behaviour since we welcomed her into the family caused us to change her name to something a little more suitable! In the 18hrs we have known, housed and fed Menstrual she has been a pleasure to live w- although it has to be said push the wrong button and it’s mood swings until you give her some love again! And not just your average mood swings either … Like not only is she up and down, up and down but this crazy girl goes side to…

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    Surviving Chrissy w- A D*ckhead. πŸŽ„πŸ‘

    Surviving Chrissy w- A D*ckhead. πŸŽ„πŸ‘ You’re official guide to surviving the most festive time of the year when that one relative feels the need to bring their d*ckhead partner. We all know one! We all have that one relative that your mum was kind enough to invite to Christmas (because we love them to death) knowing full well their partner is the human equivalent to tits on a taxidermied bull. Think back to your family Chrissy’s! Remember “Uncle Melvin” you’re Auntys boyfriend of two months who you found out has a whole other family w- kids and a wife who was supposed to be on a business trip? How…

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    Shania Twain Baby!

    SHANIA TWAIN BABY! With a 4:30am rise and a plane filled w- business-men kinda men if you know what I mean (the breif case carrying variety) off I ventured to the jungle that is Sydney airport. By the time I flew in and caught up w- my Brissy adventure partner the time was about 8:30am and I was already well and truly ready for a nap! Instead however we browsed w- our eyes the $57 nail polish collection before heading to the chemist to kill some time pre the flight and came across these little pills that are supposedly “Hangover Cures”. I personally thought the only way to avoid a…

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    Booking.Cutmore.com.au

    Booking.Cutmore.com.au Firstly I’d like to start by saying that it perhaps has become apparent of late that my organisational skills in my personal life don’t exactly mirror those of the ones printed on my resume. Needless to say I am lucky enough to be able to talk myself out of at least 98% of the problems I cause for myself that stem from this condition. Back in February I purchased tickets to see Shania Twain w- some fam for next week in Brissy! Clearly I did so because I am probably the Shania Twain of my generation and I didn’t want her to miss out on a once in a…

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    REBEL W- A CAUSE!

    REBEL W- A CAUSE! Well folks the Rebel Female Football Week is well and truly upon us and this is just your friendly neighbourhood gal reminding you the fight for equality and equal opportunities surrounding the beautiful game itself is not quite over yet for us! For some top notch reading on what it means to be a rebel and some classic examples within the women’s sporting world please take yourself on over to Molly’s Footy Rants and have a read! I will leave the link below. This week particularly however I would like to address an issue that since starting our Not Quite Footy Rants podcast w- my exceptional…

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    The Hostage Situation.

    The Hostage Situation This morning I woke to a hostage situation in my own home! That situation being of course that our washing machine filled w- every single one of my housemates work uniforms had decided to lock itself and hold those little babies captive! For me personally I thought it was hilarious and made a few well I guess you won’t be going to work tomorrow jokes until of course I realised I’m down to my second last pair of undies and way overdue to wash! So like the hero I like to think I am I wandered on in w- my metal arm convinced I could yank that…

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    Business-ing 101. πŸ’―

    Business-ing 101. πŸ’― So here is a little tale about my days as a full on real deal entrepreneur or as I like the call them the past two weeks. First of all it must be said that nothing strengthens the bond of the mother daughter relationship quite like doing a market or two together and nothing strengthens the bond between your thighs quite like wrapping them around a marquee pole to keep it from blowing away whilst simultaneously serving a customer and wrapping flowers during a bout of wind. My dearest mumsie is very enthusiastic about selling her flowers and has been known to drag us out into what…

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    Hallo-Ween. πŸŽƒ

    Hallo-Ween. πŸŽƒ In the spirit of celebrating the beautiful holiday that is Halloween on this fine Wednesday afternoon my house mate and I have decided to put a “Please don’t knock shift workers sleeping” (little white lie #sorryjesus) sign on the door and take a nap before eating the brownies we made intoxicated at approximately 1am this morning. Also due to the ever rising cost of wine and our current budgeting crisis we cannot afford lollies to be handing out willy nilly to strangers. Some may call this hiding but we my friends have seen the show doomsday preppers and know we need to be on our absolute A game…

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    The Lost Wine.

    The Lost Wine. It’s a tale as old as time really. Girl pours wine, girl sits glass of wine down in cube furniture for a quick second whilst returning a book, girl “looses” wine and then girl proceeds to search around the house relentlessly retracing her steps until wine is found and safely nestled in the palm of girls hand once again. Ever just have one of those days where your brain is just absolutely fried and you think to yourself TGIF until of course you realise its only Wednesday! It’s been a busy week for this queen of naps! I’ve been busier than the receptionist at a brothel one…